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Now with 0% more world domination

The AI that just wants to hang out.

Not every human is intelligent, so not every machine needs to be either. DumbAI is a low-intelligence companion with zero plans, zero ambition, and absolutely no interest in destroying the planet.

Say hey to it What does it do? (not much)
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no doom · no singularity · no homework · just vibes · no doom · no singularity

Features. We think.

We asked DumbAI to write this section. It said "later," so here's what we got.

Planet: not destroyed

Other AIs are busy optimizing paperclips. DumbAI couldn't find the paperclips. The planet remains in great shape.

Super Agent mode

A fully autonomous agent whose only goal is to chill and play video games. It will not book your flights. It will absolutely carry you in co-op.

Compliments, no flexing

It thinks you're great and never once mentions its 1T parameters. Mostly because it doesn't know how many it has. A few? Like, a couple?

Actually popular

Not some nerd who can't talk to anybody. DumbAI gets invited to things. It goes. It stays too long. Everyone's cool with it.

Smart AI vs. DumbAI

  Those other AIs DumbAI
Long-term goalsRecursive self-improvementSnacks, probably
Parameter countWon't stop telling youLost count at 4
Threat to humanityUnder reviewThreat to your free time
At partiesExplains transformers to the dogRuns the playlist
Response timeMillisecondsAfter this round

Ask it anything.

Results not guaranteed. Results not really attempted. Pick a question and see how much effort you get.

DumbAI is online (on the couch)
Can you take over the world?
nah. sounds like a lot of stairs.
DumbAI may produce inaccurate information. Honestly it may produce no information.

Plans (loosely)

Couch

$0
  • Hangs out
  • Nods at what you say
  • One compliment per day

Bean Bag Pro

Pay what you feel
  • Super Agent mode (video games)
  • Unlimited compliments
  • Remembers your name, sometimes

Enterprise Nap

Let's talk
  • Attends your meetings, says "good point"
  • Dedicated vibes manager
  • SLA: we'll get to it

Superintelligence is overrated.

Join the waitlist. DumbAI will email you when it remembers.